I Bring to You……FoodStamp

FoodStamp; a name i haven’t used since i was in Iraq partying, writing hateful poetry to my wife and getting laid with most of the females in my camp….and yes i was there on a combat tour in the Army.  Nothing like debauchery in 130 degree heat.  I’ve spent the last 5 years of my life cutting out the stuff i don’t need.  I realized i was smoking cigarettes i didnt like, drinking alcohol that sucked, and doing downers when i should have been doing uppers.  However, i’m clean now and only drink to extinction once every 2 months or so.  I’ve been through the mill more than my share, all the while with a mousetrap on my nuts.  Whatever problem you have or you think you have, i have the experience and expertise to help you out.  I don’t have a degree because, well….fuck school thats why.  I got life experience motheruckers!  I’m 31, been stabbed, shot at, legally dead, married….all the pesky problems life throws at you.  I feel that i’m a wealth of knowledge, but i could just be full of shit and not even know it.   I love women…way too much sometimes, but dammit i love titties and ass!!!  And i keep a list of all my conquests, so if we ever hook up, don’t tell me your real name.  Cause if i ever get famous, i’m gonna publish that in my memoirs and you’ll be on CNN answering foolish questions.  And besides, im not gonna tell you my real name anyway.  I dont believe in 1 night stands either.  I believe 2 people could fuck for at least a solid week without catching feelings.  Its all outta love, but in reality its in fun and lust.  Love fucks things up sometimes.  Yeah, i said it and i know most of you agree with me.  Well, thats enough for now.  Im here to keep it real, no matter how painful the truth is.  Peace!

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About iicents

I am who I am. Who I am has been forged in the fires of trials and the steel of tribulations. Built strong enough to strike a fearsome blow upon life, but sturdy enough to handle the recoils of hardship that it brings. I am a product of my mistakes, wrapped in a vessel of understanding. I know that the future is mine to mold and the past is ONLY a reminder of the events that have shaped me. I am of unique design that nothing earthly could ever alter or duplicate. Grateful. A troubled soul still searching for peace within. My road may be long, and my journey is grueling. But the blanket that comforts me is knowing that I am a capable traveler. This is my definition. This is who I AM. View all posts by iicents

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