FoodStamp; a name i haven’t used since i was in Iraq partying, writing hateful poetry to my wife and getting laid with most of the females in my camp….and yes i was there on a combat tour in the Army. Nothing like debauchery in 130 degree heat. I’ve spent the last 5 years of my life cutting out the stuff i don’t need. I realized i was smoking cigarettes i didnt like, drinking alcohol that sucked, and doing downers when i should have been doing uppers. However, i’m clean now and only drink to extinction once every 2 months or so. I’ve been through the mill more than my share, all the while with a mousetrap on my nuts. Whatever problem you have or you think you have, i have the experience and expertise to help you out. I don’t have a degree because, well….fuck school thats why. I got life experience motheruckers! I’m 31, been stabbed, shot at, legally dead, married….all the pesky problems life throws at you. I feel that i’m a wealth of knowledge, but i could just be full of shit and not even know it. I love women…way too much sometimes, but dammit i love titties and ass!!! And i keep a list of all my conquests, so if we ever hook up, don’t tell me your real name. Cause if i ever get famous, i’m gonna publish that in my memoirs and you’ll be on CNN answering foolish questions. And besides, im not gonna tell you my real name anyway. I dont believe in 1 night stands either. I believe 2 people could fuck for at least a solid week without catching feelings. Its all outta love, but in reality its in fun and lust. Love fucks things up sometimes. Yeah, i said it and i know most of you agree with me. Well, thats enough for now. Im here to keep it real, no matter how painful the truth is. Peace!
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